27 minutes long!

thanks cakewrecks.blogspot.com for your sexy cake.

I think you can join here http://www.cartsofbrooklyn.com/…

Amusing flickr images here. if you parrooze this dudes page, like i did when i googled this sport, he even has more out-of-control pagentries and competitions such as Miss Rockaway….!

curtesy of steffinwolf, avid wierd2me reader.  

oh and if you want perfect buns of your own here’s how the 1950s ladies got them. (no Bun intended!)

don’t you just love recessions?

Story Here.

stay tuned.  stay tuned.  a blog for douglas mcblogson.  written by him if he gets off his lazy ass.

Um…

Can you guess which one is which? There is a right answer.

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I Hate You.

That is all.

What does Andrew Sullivan think about Sarah Palin? Good question – he’s working through it himself!

11:15 – The more I think about it, the more staggered I am by the pick. It’s totally about electioneering (misguidedly, I’d hazard, but I don’t know enough about her to know yet) and fundamentally unserious about governing…McCain has just told us how seriously he takes the war we are in. Not seriously at all.

11:42 – All of this may be great for the future of the GOP. But it’s a hell of a risk for the country.

11:43 – I reserve judgment of this pick until we see her and him together. And I can see the sense of it from television’s angle, from diversity’s angle, and from the change angle. She may well also be a great pick for the future of the GOP. But, still ..

12:09 – The more I read the more I expect to like her a lot.

12.46 -I can see the logic of this, and she made a good speech. I’m just very unsure what this does to the race. It’s a total curve-ball. Will people respond to this – essentially window dressing for female independents? Or will they consider this a trivial, headline-grabbing choice that suggests a lack of seriousness about governing?

1:16 – I like Palin personally, from what I’ve seen. Seems like a great person, great new governor, wonderful mom, should absolutely be part of tomorrow’s GOP. But this struck me as a desperate and possibly disastrous ploy for the McCain campaign, a self-evident gimmick..Compared with Biden, it’s just not a serious pick. It may even become close to ridiculous.

1:34 – (T)his was a bit of a F-U pick, a personal, totally idiosyncratic, gut-level, aggressive piece of opportunism.

1:40 – She named two daughters after television witches, and smoked pot when it was legal in Alaska, and inhaled. She’s also very gay-friendly. It makes me like her.

Good Lord, there’s still more than two months left!

Just like McCain to trade-up again!

You really made something of yourself, (Jonathan)…and, everyone thought you were just the wierd recluse who lived in your parent’s basement trading d&d cards with your smelly friend Graig. Thanks OG for changing his life! And thanks for the heartburn!

…Singing Notorious B.I.G.

Does this make Puffy Rudolf Hess?

…Singing the theme song to “The Jeffersons”

Sherman Helmsley…Dead or not Dead? …Not Dead.

…Singing “I Saw Her Standing There” by The Beatles

Closet Ringo fan.

Cuz I mean, he turned 26 this week.. Wifeless, falling out of canoes, working for the man in khaki dockers pants. (violins play)

The “Before” shot in the newest Selsun Blue commercial, “He’s not a player he just crust a lot”

Find out what civilized news source actually had that 4 letter word in a title of an article…here.

But did the glass city? Official Booze On First props…here.

Meow, indeed!

story here

May you have a long happy marriage…filled with eight crazy, naked, bald-headed children that godfather, Nathan can’t seem to catch. May you never forget to say I Love You to your wife before you slip into a overnight drunk in your car, climb a tree or streak down your subdivision where all the houses look a like, your lawns are all just so, and the neighbors call social services in question of your suitability for fatherhood. Jay Walter…we salute you!

Sarah…good luck! (there’s still 4 days to back out, turn in the ring for that nice purse you saw on Michigan Avenue and hightail it to the honeymoon, sans the honey) jk…we love you both and wish you all the wierd things that life has to offer:

lamaze class.

In an otherwise good post lamenting the dissolution of the Siskel-and-Ebert franchise, LA Times reporter Patrick Goldstein makes what is clearly a wrong, bigoted and – dare I say – evil denunciation of our Dear Leader:

Siskel and Ebert, though trained as ink-stained wretch newspaper men, turned out to be a great showbiz buddy team, the film-critic version of Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. They had a chemistry on screen that transcended critical heft. Siskel was no Pauline Kael-style deep thinker, but on camera, he had verve and a dry wit. Tall and slender, Siskel was Stan Laurel to Ebert’s chubby Oliver Hardy. They were song and dance men, even when reviewing the drekiest of summer trash. As much as I admire Ebert, once Siskel was gone–he died in 1999–the show lost momentum. The magic was gone. Teaming Ebert with Roeper, with all due respect, was like putting Walter Matthau on screen with Greg Kinnear–a respectable match, but not one made in heaven.

Death to the infidel!

Story here.

In college, my roommates watched a lot of Lifetime TV. During those years we came up with the conclusion that each one of us…well in uh some way resembled a Golden Girl. Anne was tall so…Dorothy, Lori was, well she wasn’t slutty,…but she was Blanche, Lisa was from Minnesooooooota so…Rose.

Mine?
Sophia. Tiny yet a fire cracker, doesn’t take crap from no one. Unless its Bingo Night. May you rest in peace Estelle.

Way more attractive than shorts up your ass.
Or…is it?

More like Tate Donovan!

You know what it’s time for? That’s right – reader mail! Oh, I get letters. Sometimes, I decide to answer them. And sometimes I get side-tracked by Mexican soap operas and forget about rotating the Earth around the sun. This shit happens.

Let’s get this muthafucka started.

So beware little Susie and Liz, sky blue might put you in the red.

Man’s best friend. And mankind’s best friend.

Dakota Fanning didn’t believe Kinnear when he warned her there would be repercussions if she decided to upstage him in their new movie like Abigail Breslin did in Little Miss Sunshine.

“That photo of Nic Cage isn’t looking at me, is he? You’d tell me if he was, right? I mean, am I just overreacting or is that a little creepy?”

When Kinnear makes a Walk of Shame, he is always stylish – and never picks the wrong Judd sister.

The Power of Kinnear: In the original photo, the football player was on the right.

What’s awkward isn’t how close she is. It’s how close she isn’t.

No one grows tumors like Kinnear.